Sunday, April 02, 2006

NJ sucks

I took a little venture out east yesterday. I noticed something I thought I'd share. The road leading into New Jersey is wide open. To get out, however, you have to pay! THAT'S how bad NJ sucks...that people are willing to PAY to get out!

I also was thinking about some stuff on the road. I was listening to the comedy station on my satellite radio and there were a couple of comedians who mentioned getting caught masturbating. I started to think back. I was NEVER caught by my parents. Now, I did have to explain myself when their back bedroom TV was unplugged once. That was because I found their little porno movie and was watching IT instead of babysitting my little sister. That's the closest I came to getting caught. I never got caught even making out on the couch.

I'm sure mom wondered about all the stains on my bed sheets, though.

Enjoy the weekend, gang!

4 Comments:

Blogger Lady K from IP address: said...

OMG I TOTALLY got busted by my mom once. AND, several months after that, she woke me up while I was having "a sex dream" after I fell asleep on the couch one Sunday afternoon. How embarrassed can you GET in a lifetime?

On a lighter note, thanks for the visual about you watching porn...
;-)

hee hee! the first part of my WV is "jz.." I'm such a little miscreant. And I LOVE IT!

11:38 PM  
Blogger Nonny from IP address: said...

Thanks for sharing buddy. One word about your sheets: Ewwwwwwwww.

8:12 AM  
Blogger Alkelda the Gleeful from IP address: said...

My word verifier is ekdlda. How uncanny is that? I would think it's a sign, but then I've been a little addled since I've started watching "Lost." (Five episodes in a row last night! No wonder I haven't been blogging.)

I am going to be in New Jersey and New York in the early part of June. I'll take the train out of NJ, and then I won't have to pay the toll. Ha ha! Clever me.

10:41 AM  
Blogger JAX from IP address: said...

i hate nj too. i used to have to go there for work

3:43 PM  

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