Breaking and Entering
Good thing my cousin taught me that little trick.
I got home yesterday and the lock on my front door was busted. I couldn't get in. A case of old age mostly. The lock is worn out and needed replacing anyway. I had to break in through the back door. The bad news is my place isn't as secure as I thought, as I was able to break in. The good news is, it wasn't quiet and had I been inside while someone was breaking in, I would have heard them.
Maintenance is changing the lock today.
J
I got home yesterday and the lock on my front door was busted. I couldn't get in. A case of old age mostly. The lock is worn out and needed replacing anyway. I had to break in through the back door. The bad news is my place isn't as secure as I thought, as I was able to break in. The good news is, it wasn't quiet and had I been inside while someone was breaking in, I would have heard them.
Maintenance is changing the lock today.
J
posted by John at 10:00 AM
2 Comments:
I could have changed the lock for you for free. You may know how to B&E, but I know how to do all kinds of "minor" household repairs.
Umm, btw, I waited on Maintenance. They gave me a key. I hope that's okay. I won't tell anyone I have it hidden in my yellow rainslicker's inside lining along with the information about your real identity and that long list of names that Fat Tony left you.
Yeah, Amy, I meant to tell you I was having your key made up this afternoon.
You'd better watch that list of names. I wouldn't want to have to add you to my "to do" list.
J
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