I think people have very narrow concepts of what hitmen actually do. It's not all "Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes" and such, right? Here are some ideas to help everyone expand their worldviews:
1) Take a hitman with you the next time you need to buy a car. Hitmen are great at arguing down the prices until you get an offer you can't refuse.
2) Hire a hitman to make the birthday cake for your next party. Hitmen have an uncanny knack for working in the kitchen. Leave the gun, take the cannoli, and by all means, incorporate the eggs into the batter once you've brought them up to room temperature. Hitman J knows the score.
3) If you want to win a dance contest, you should bring a hitman with you. Hitmen know the moves.
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I think people have very narrow concepts of what hitmen actually do. It's not all "Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes" and such, right? Here are some ideas to help everyone expand their worldviews:
1) Take a hitman with you the next time you need to buy a car. Hitmen are great at arguing down the prices until you get an offer you can't refuse.
2) Hire a hitman to make the birthday cake for your next party. Hitmen have an uncanny knack for working in the kitchen. Leave the gun, take the cannoli, and by all means, incorporate the eggs into the batter once you've brought them up to room temperature. Hitman J knows the score.
3) If you want to win a dance contest, you should bring a hitman with you. Hitmen know the moves.
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