Song in my Head

Two songs have been lodged firmly in my cranium the last two days:
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Pimpin all over the World
Ludacris f/ Bobby Valentino
[Chorus]
The fancy cars, the women and the caviar, you know who we are,
cause we pimpin all over the world,
The fancy cars, the women and the caviar, you know who we are,
cause we pimpin all over the world

City Hoes,
All over the world baby, it's only right that I share my
experiences with ya'll, cause I've been
places where you'll never imagine, but Ima start at home, I walk
straight up to them and I'm
like (ugh), Heyy girl how ya doin, you are the woman that I'm
really pursuin, I would like to get
to know ya, can you gimme ya name, if you jot down ya number
you'll get mine in exchange, Heyy
See I'm the man of this town, and I hope you would'nt mind if I
showed you around, so when you
go to certain places you'll be thinkin of me, we got people to
meet and many places to see, Heyy
I'm really diggin ya lips,but be careful where you walkin when
you swingin them hips, I'm kinda
concerned that you'll be causin a crash wit ya traffc jam booty,
heads pausin so fast, Heyy
I would'nt trade you for the world I swear it, I like ya hair
and every style that ya wear it,
and how the colors cordinate wit ya clothes, from your manicured
nails to ya pedicured toes

[Chorus]

You hear the song so dance, don't always think I'm tryna get in
your pants,cause see me my
pimpin's in 3-D, I'm takin you places you only see on T.V.,
tryna show ya that livin is trife,
how many guys you know that can bring the travel channel to
life, one day we on the auto-bind
swervin drivin, next day we in the sun on the Virgin Islands, if
you wit me ain't no time to
sleep, especially at wet willies on Miami Beach, but I drive you
off and pay you no attention if
I make it to Atlantas Brina Brothers convention, then jump in
the car and just ride for hours,
makin sure I don't miss the homecomin at Howard, Hawaii to D.C.
it's plenty women to see, so if
yo ass don't show up it's more women for me, Heyy

[Chorus]

I'm in New York at the portorican day parade, thn at night I'm
in New Orleans drinkin hand
grenades, outnumbered by the dozens at the jazz fest, in
Mardigra all the women tryna show mw
they chest, Heyy
I'm in Jamaica spendin massive bucks, while the ladies all
beggin me to masha tucks, I had sad
beginnings when I rap wit no fans, now it's all happy endings in
my lap in Japan, Heyy
I used to think that it was way too cold til I went to Canada
and say some beautiful hoes, now I
hit the Carribean every year in Toronto, then fly t Illinois to
get a taste of Chicago(ugh),Oh
yet and still you would'nt believe your eyes if you went to
Brazil, ain't no need of even askin
brah, the best women are reside in Africa, and that's real

[Chorus]

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And my new favorite song though it should have been performed slower and with a country twang. You should hear ME sing it in the shower....

"Ohio (Come Back To Texas)"
Bowling for Soup

She said she needed a break
a little time to think
but then she went to Cleveland
with some guy named Leelan
that she met at the bank

There's nothing wrong with Ohio
except the snow and the rain
I really like Drew Carey
and I'd love to see the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame

So when your done doing whatever
and when your thru doing whoever
you know Denton County will be right here waiting for you....

Come back to Texas
Its just not the same since you went away
Before you lose your accent
and forget all about the Lonestar State
There's a seat for you at the rodeo
and I've got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican food sux north of here anyway

I think I made a mistake
Its not that easy to take
She went to make a deposit
then she cleaned out her closet
Guess I'll sit here and wait

For her to come back home (I'd wish you come back home)
it shouldn't take very long (so long so long)
i bet she misses the sunrise
and misses the fruit flies but i could be wrong

So when your done doing whatever
and when your thru doing whoever
you know Denton County will be right here waiting for you....

Come back to Texas
Its just not the same since you went away
I bet you missed your exit
and drove right on thru the Lone Star State
There's a seat for you at the rodeo
and I've got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican food sux north of here anyway

Troy Aikmen wants you back
Willie Nelson wants you back
NASA wants you back
and the Bush twins want you back
and Pantera wants you back
and Blue Bell wants you back

I got a premonition
I'm taking a petition
and the whole state's gonna sign

Come back to Texas
Its just not the same since you went away
Before you lose your accent
and forget all about the Lone Star State
There's a seat for you at the rodeo
and I've got every slow dance saved

Come back to Texas
Its just not the same since you went away
Before you lose your accent
and forget all about the Lone Star State
There's a seat for you at the rodeo
and I've got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican food sux north of here anyway
Besides the Mexican food sux north of here anyway
Besides the Mexican food sux north of here anyway


J